I met a guy at a friend’s party on all hallows eve
After 2 in the morning he asked if I wanted to leave
Though a friend of a friend, I put up my guard
Still I gave him my number; saying “no” is too hard.
Through clever texts he twice asked me on a lunch date
Yet we never met up; the impression he was making wasn’t great
On the weekends he’d come meet me at the bar
As I was fairly drunk we went a bit too far
A Texas lady, I appreciate a gentleman; texts are fine, a phone call’s better
But he had every way to contact me and never a single IM or letter
You went back on your promises and treated me bad
But that’s okay, I can hardly get mad
Here’s a lesson to guys who think they’re too busy to date
Don’t waste my time, I know us being together isn’t fate.
I’m bold and beautiful and lookin’ to have fun
But remember your manners next time you change your mind, hun